
Just try and imagine what they’re going through. I mean, sometimes I think about what it’s gonna be like when you die.


Janitor: You’re pathetic!
J.D.: What!?
Janitor: For three years I’ve been watching you pine after Blonde Doctor, and I gotta tell you, everyone is sick of it. “Will they? Won’t they? Looks like they’re going to! Oooh, the last second, something might— oooh oooh oooh!” Come on! Enough already! I mean, you guys aren’t exactly Ross and Rachel.
J.D.: Who?
Janitor: Dr. Ross, and Rachel from Bookkeeping.